A new, witty, and hopefully weekly post, which will gather all the funny facebook and twitter posts about my daughter from the past week. You can find last weeks here.
Abbreviations you will need to know for this: H stands for my wife, E stands for my daughter, and M stands for me.
We always ask E to throw away the diapers we change. A small part of teaching ownership and responsibility.
H: *discovers a diaper under the blanket of the bed* Why is there a diaper on the bed?
E: *In a joyous voice* Because I didn’t throw it away!”
E this morning: “oh my gosh, oh boy, oh boy.”
H: E, don’t take that Watermelon. I’m de seeding it.
E: It has seeds.
H: Yes, I’m de seeding it.
E: I’m taking it.
H: No, you’re not in charge here.
E: Yes, I am in charge.